Payday to Stay - Personal Loan

Personal Loan - Bad Mammajamma, BAD!

Forever darkness,

forever pain

I shall disdain.

- Yuri Satoshi, 1878

If ancient Japanese poets say it, it must be true. There is no beauty to behold in that personal loan you're considering these days - no hope, no light, just a one-way passage into the financial beyond. And then? Then you are put over the fires my friend. Are you my friend? No! I have no friends! None! Do I? Is this life? Are you my payday cash loan messiah? Maybe...

Thinking about personal loan saviors

Who do you think is going to be there to save you from the devilment of a personal loan?

You bank? Nope - you're out of money, or at least you should be if you're applying for personal loans.
Your boss? Ummmm, probably not. They give you a paycheck - steady and fair - and theres no chance they'll give you more without some form of trade-off (work more? Yeah right.)
Your lender?

Does your personal loan provider care about your success with their financial product? Of course - they want to see you fail, to drown in the tears of financial despair, to wallow and spit and writhe in pain. To delay repayment of your cash loan is their only joy, and they are nothing if not gluttons for cash feastings!

Poor little Yuri, lost in the sorrows of cash loan defeat

What ever happened to that brilliant scribe - little Yuri! The same thing that will happen to you if you take out that personal loan. He disappeared, fell straight through the cracks and into the quick cash loan netherworld, living stuck between paychecks, unable to scream, unable to love.